The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition (Snark Series) by Dorfman Lawrence

Author:Dorfman, Lawrence [Dorfman, Lawrence]
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Published: 2010-10-12T16:00:00+00:00

Roosevelt proved that a man could be president for life,

Truman proved that anybody could be president, and

Eisenhower proved we don’t need to have a president.

—KENNETH B. KEATING

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

—MOLLY IVINS

Use of the Word “Fuck” in History

“What the fuck was that?”

Mayor of Hiroshima

“Where the fuck is all this water coming from?”

Captain of the Titanic

“That’s not a real fucking gun.”

John Lennon

“Who’s gonna fucking find out?”

Richard Nixon

“Heads are going to fucking roll.”

Anne Boleyn

“Any fucking idiot could understand that.”

Albert Einstein

“It does so fucking look like her!”

Picasso

“How the fuck did you work that out?”

Pythagoras

“You want what on the fucking ceiling?”

Michaelangelo

“Fuck a duck.”

Walt Disney

“Why? Because it’s fucking there!”

Edmund Hillary

“I don’t suppose it’s gonna fucking rain?”

Joan of Arc

“Scattered fucking showers my ass.”

Noah

“I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head.”

John F. Kennedy

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